AC Slater Inspires Millions

I find it hard to believe this is real, mostly because of the last line. But, like most comical en devours, whether it's real or not has little bearing on the amount of hilarity one can glean from it.

From a message board post on Phantasy Tour:

Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomache was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.

I can't credit the author because I don't know them and didn't actually see the post. However, I did find out that one of my friends actually shits like this regularly and eats while doing it - using the top of the toilet as a table.

If the day continues like it's been going, AC Slatering may be my only way of eating dinner. Go bears!

Editor's Note: Ok, I googled it and the story's definitely not real, but still funny as hell. My favorite google search result, simply because of the forum its on. Now who wants to write the Wikipedia page?