It's the End of the World As We Know It

I just want to say bye too all my friends and family. I'm sorry we didn't get to spend more time together. I'd also like to specifically say I'm sorry to Brian. I shouldn't have choked out your rabbit and then flushed it, in three pieces, down the toilet. I couldn't help it. It had crazy eyes. I need to face my maker with a clean conscience.

Of all the possible ways for it to happen, I never thought it would be like this. May God have mercy on all of us, now at the hour of our death, amen.

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