Happy Holiday

I invented a new holiday unlike any other yesterday and wanted to pass the good news on, so here's what it entails.

It's called, inconspicuously, "Tell Your Coworkers You Love Them Day". The basic gist of the holiday is to go to work (sorry guys, no getting off of work for this one. We can make up a holiday for that later. I'm nominating the existing holiday of repeal day.) and tell the people you work with you love them. The rub is that certain procedures must be observed in the manner with which you approach them to proclaim your undying love. The tell is accomplished by simply walking up to them, no sneaking for safety's sake, gently leaning in close to them, possibly putting your hand around their shoulder and whispering ever so gently in their ear those three magic words. After completion of the deed, stand up straight, turn around and walk away, leaving your chosen coworker awestruck and confused. Bonus points if someone else is in the room with them. Triple bonus points if they're in some kind of meeting or on a conference call.

Considering this holiday is too revolutionary to be celebrated once a year, I'm proposing that it be observed on the second wednesday of each month. Once a week may be too often and could lead to problems such as annoyance, broken hearts and ichy venereal diseases. You may want to switch it up to thursdays every couple of months just catch your prey off guard.