Your Eyes

Calitri's witty quip of the day is brought to you by Coworkers of America: Working together to accomplish absolutely nothing.

Next time your with that special someone, having a romantic moment, and your not sure how to close the deal, just use this line:

"Your mouth says oral, but your eyes say anal."

*Disclaimer: Calitri makes no claims that this line is orginal to him. He made it up on the fly but doubts that it's never been said before. The use of this line may result in slapping and mental retardation. Never operate a moving vehicle while using the line. Always read user's manuel before operating. There is no copyright on the line, therefore anyone and everyone is encouraged to reproduce it as much as possible.*